Quality puns at Midnight
FRIEND: Stop Dirking off
ME: Um?
FRIEND: Yeah, that joke was pretty Roxin'.
ME: How am I? Well, I'd say I'm just Jake.
FRIEND: Man, that was terrible. No way you're getting out of here smelling like a Rose.
ME: I'm getting kind of Jaded with this conversation
FRIEND: BRB, I have to use the John
ME: Ew.I Kanaya handle this.
FRIEND: Why Vriskant you handle this?
ME: We have to keep this a Serket.
FRIEND: What, our Wayward Vagabonding?
ME: We're walking a narrow Pyrope here.
FRIEND: Good thing I Harley care.
ME: From this Vantas point, we're pretty nerdy.
FRIEND: No need to be such a Courtyard Droll. I think we're pretty Slick.
ME: No.
FRIEND: Eridaaaaaaamn gurl.
ME: What?
FRIEND: Captor'd your interest?
ME: We've got a Leijon of these.
FRIEND: Ha!
ME: A Maryam, in fact.
FRIEND: Enough to Jaspers any Jane Doe.
FRIEND: Let's hope we don't catch Hephaestus though.
ME: I don't think you're being very original; I Sollux all of these on the internet.
FRIEND: What? I'm just Stridering along over here, typing out my sick English.
ME: BRB, I Ampora some water.
ME: Shit, I Makara a mess!
FRIEND: All over yourself? Sounds pretty Aradia.
ME: You're making me Feferi uncomfortable right now.
FRIEND: You can go Serket!
ME: That's just a load of Crocker.
FRIEND: I Bec to differ.
ME: Stop being so sassacre!
FRIEND: I will be when you stop being so Billious, Slick.
ME: I Gamzee how we're ever going to get out of this.
FRIEND: We're like Aimless Renegade's out here.
ME: Just gotta wait until one of us pulls Deuces.
FRIEND: Eventually one of us is going to Scratch.
ME: I Karkant see how either of us is going to back down.
FRIEND: We're on Equius grounds.
ME: Stop Egjerking me around.
FRIEND: Why? Am I making your Lil' Cal Poppop?
ME: This is getting a little Callous.
FRIEND: Lord, English is failing me today.
ME: All this Typheus is making my fingers hurt.
FRIEND: Snow way Man, get some dignitary.
ME: It's time for me to go to bed. Good Nitram.
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