This is the statue that greets you as you fly into Denver International Airport. It is nearly 40 feet of veiny cerulean horse, and it greets incoming drivers with a full frontal shot of its crotch, as if to say “WELCOME TO DENVER, HERE’S A HORSE DONG.”
In its eyes are placed what must be glass orbs containing the fires of hell because they never stop burning.
“WELCOME TO HELL.”
“NEIGH.”
This Colbert Report short provides an insight to the rest of the insidious phallic imagery to be found in the Denver International Airport, all of which is indisputably true, spoken by an expert.
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